Good morning, little #Marketers,
Let us bow together at our screens
as we embark upon #MotivationMonday,
this week’s initiation to Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride,
kicking off the the daily grind
of nail-biting rollercoaster riding
and target-audience will subsiding
high turnout and turnover
Down we go,#WaybackWednesday,
arms in the air;
Get off the ride!
Go take a slam,
have a bite,
and get right back on again.
As a new week starts,
can we just agree:
that we are, in fact, the flies and the bees;
the drones who rode together,
caught by the Toad
chewed up and swallowed to die alone.
We are crones undone
the ones licked by Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride:
Jump on again
for another week of hashtags and goody bags,
bankrupt rags soaked in a Molotov of my own madness;
click here now to pour the fuel
on Mr. Toad’s virtual sadness.
Then light a match and jump off fast!
Maybe we could if together we tried
burn the hell out of this wild ride.