Decoding HR Propaganda (and Other Feminist Factoids)

If you’re looking for jobs, know that titles with “coordinator” or “specialist” are PC code for “secretary” and “crapdumppile.” This is important to know, especially for women, and especially for women who are fucking tired of being subservient, supportive wenches in the 21st Century. Don’t forget–96% of administrative @$$istants have uteri!

Also, only somewhat related, Saudi Arabian women can’t drive and the US of A is the only developed country not to offer paid maternity/paternity leave.

Do you ever get angry about any of these things? I do.

As my brother the sarcastic sage would say, “Why don’t you write a book about it.”

Maybe I will, Aaron. Maybe I will.

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