“A job at Walmart is a good job!”
Walmart told me so!
Fight for the fighters!
Unite for the uteri!
Even isolated in cubes,
inside of games,
glued to blue screens,
with earbuds in,
we must work
as people do
to preserve our humanity
and once again invoke our right of social interaction–
community; Read More
We walk all together upon vegan eggshells,
unsure of our moves, inept at motives, unalarmed by mediocre hells.
We weave straw into wheat and mix milk with meat,
insecurely endearing ourselves to one another over coffee or beers.
We are the West. We are the Travelers. We are the Pioneers.
Ye of selfies, gifs, and memes
that upvote rhymes and human beings,
dance with me to the piper’s pipe:
the day is right; our time is ripe Read More
A Sonnet for the Astral Weeks
If you step outside and are caught up
between the slipstream’s drag and starlight’s pull,
could you escape a crashing viaduct
or would you be subdued by moonbeams’ lull?
Quiet is greater than
louder than noise.
If you’re looking for jobs, know that titles with “coordinator” or “specialist” are PC code for “secretary” and “crapdumppile.” This is important to know, especially for women, and especially for women who are fucking tired of being subservient, supportive wenches in the 21st Century. Don’t forget–96% of administrative @$$istants have uteri!
Do you ever get angry about any of these things? I do.
As my brother the sarcastic sage would say, “Why don’t you write a book about it.”
Maybe I will, Aaron. Maybe I will.
#TheMoreYouKnow #JobSearchEdition #Feminism #UterusesUnite