Uteruses Unite (or #CultureJamming for #Equality)

Hello, fellow female friends!

Welcome to 2015, the Year of the Woman! Women have truly arrived. We are *practically* equal to men in all the ways, and the majority of men (and our fellow women) really do view us favorably now because why wouldn’t they? It’s not like we’re still solely valued for our Pantene hair or praised for our Kardashian asses!


That’s right everyone, this is from whence ye descended.

To celebrate this amazing epoch of female empowerment, here are some amazing Lady Stats to keep you motivated towards feminism and equality:

  • “Secretary” is still the top job for women, the same as in 1950. 96% of administrative assistants are female because they are clearly better equipped to file, answer phones, and greet visitors with their lady parts. Even with advanced degrees, women are encouraged to “get their feet in the door” at companies by accepting “assistant” positions, now trendily referred to as “coordinator” positions, while men are rarely encouraged to do the same.
  • 62% of ladies are in staff positions at their jobs, not permitted to directly affect sales, revenue, or ROI. #Inconsequential
  • 3% of Fortune 500 companies are led by women clearly due to their propensity for hysteria, menstruation madness, and nine-month uteral tumors, er, fetuses. #Imbalance
What have we learned? Women are willing to work harder than, or at least just as hard as men, accept lower-status positions in a effort to work their way up, and are the majority of the college/university population, but only a quarter of institutional leadership, and 3% of big company leadership.

Top Five Female Industries/Positions:

  1. Secretaries and administrative assistants
  2. Registered nurses
  3. Elementary and middle school teachers
  4. Cashiers
  5. Nursing, psychiatric, and home health aides
#PatriarchsLive #Feminism #Propaganda #CultureJamWithYourLadyParts
Take it to the streets, ladies, and recruit your educated, intelligent, anti-patriarchal, pro-equality friends with #peens to do the same! Who is with me?! Say UTERUSES UNITE!

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